Firstly, a definition:
Resolutioners: noun, refers to a group of people who declare the new year the year that they will no longer eat one metric ton of fried and sweet deliciousness, and will lose all that extra weight by going hard in the gym.
Now, I am a reasonable woman; and like most American women I am on some kind of quest to lose weight most of the time. I make a similar declaration each year and I am in the gym on January 1 (or 2nd, if the 1st falls on a Sunday) every year. I don’t begrudge anyone trying to improve a few notches on the level of awesometer. But, none of this gives anyone the right to be IN MY WAY.
For me, it’s not about how new people are wandering around like lost puppies. I also don’t mind if someone is copying my workout (I mean, odd, because I don’t consider myself a gym rat that has any modicum of clue as to what I’m doing, but I don’t mind if you want to copy my randomness). I DO mind how crowded the gym is for 3 weeks for no good damn reason. Y’all aren’t planning to stay so can you please leave now? And this chick whose workout is only being extended by two minutes? Girl, where are YOU working out? Can I come there? Because in these crowded streets of Chicago, we’re talking about sign up sheets on the treadmills, ellipticals, and step-mill with the line lasting at least 30 minutes, and getting turned away from Piloxing because all the passes are gone. So I’m left with hot lava fire pulsing under my skin from the pre-workout I just drowned, and no choice but to lift on a cardio day. But then….
The weight room happens. Ok, you’re new and just learning the difference between your rear delts and your triceps. I get it. Hell, there was a time I was doing lat pull downs and thought I was working my chest and shoulders. And I for sure did my share of lateral raises on arm day. The weight room can be confusing and mildly intimidating. But, being new to a routine or a gym is no excuse for why I have to run an obstacle course of 45 plates, towels, and Bosu balls because the resolutioner couldn’t be bothered to put the 10 lb dumbbell back on the rack. Re-racking is for everyone. And I am not a contestant on America’s Ninja Warrior.
But, I agree with the author on one point. I can bitch and moan about it, or I can adjust my workout. So a few years ago, that’s exactly what I did. I started going to the gym at 5AM. Because nobody’s resolution involves getting up with the chickens. I start my day with a bang and a hit of
*And like a true millennial, that’s probably part of the problem. But let’s not dwell on that today. ;-)